年は1997年である。 未来への歓迎!
I reblog a loooooottttt of ass, tits, and vaginas. And the occasional dick. If that doesn't tickle your fancy then this might not be the right place for you. Or tumblr in general.

(Source: suicideconnections)

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original: nihtendo
via: katsumiri

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

(Source: nihtendo)

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original: yepperoni
via: krunkidile

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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original: princeturtogo
via: excitify

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: princeturtogo)

du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

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original: shiggydiggydoneit
via: kuueater

Track: "Request"

Plays: 178,743 plays

surprisebitch:

when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

image

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original: indors
via: attack-on-iron-man

(Source: indors)

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me
danis-foolery-of-hearts:

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

stop right there, smooth criminal scum