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Warning: I reblog a lot of vaginas and tits and ass. If that doesn't sit well with you then don't follow me. Or just block NSFW on that tumblr tag blocking app. That'd be cool too.
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original: preteenager
via: mercurydreamer
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original: gamersdaily
via: keelah-selai
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original: therealhamster
via: tiffanyyyx0

therealhamster:

i dont give 2 shits about a balanced breakfast im not even up for breakfast

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original: pleatedjeans
via: pizza
completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014
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original: reyesrobbies
via: spjderman
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original: cyberho
via: piercethebeau

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho)

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original: jardsale
via: lu2

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

ddryeyes:

mooshroomsoup:

bundledupinhislove:

selahtime:

good for the soul

ah, the sparks of a campfire. good things.

This has to be the most calming thing..

i always reblog this
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original: cumfort
via: donepromising

cumfort:

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

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original: wienrs
via: pizza

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

world-shaker:


[leaves this here and backs away]

cj-sewers:

thethirddecade1121:

I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that it’s considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while they’re growing

Shit